This week something resembling a small Snuffleupagus arrived at an animal shelter in Denton, TX. Underneath was Ginger, a 4-pound, 14-year-old poodle who had been the victim of a hoarding situation.
Both of these are granola bars. One is also dog treat. I ate the dog treat for breakfast today to experience what many Hollywood executives did a few weeks ago when a failed marketing campaign made them think a dog treat was actually an energy bar.
This is Bazz. He's a black Lab who lives in southern Australia with his owner, Josh Kennett. Other than that, he's a perfectly normal pup. Except, you know, that he's a dog beekeeper, with an incredible dog beekeeper suit to match.
This might be an ad for Beneful dog food, but who cares. The Dog Goldberg Machine is just the greatest, most adorable pup-powered kibble and ball distributor ever.